I always see this dipwod in the bathroom whenever I take a piss before third hour. He'll go use a urinal, he'll urinate, but he'll never wash his hands. I've never seen him turn the sink on ever, but I do see him touching door knobs and slapping fives with his unsuspecting peers. I've put him on blast before, I told people he doesn't wash his hands. One time he tried to fight me -- not tried to, he told me to shut the fuck up, I called him a tough guy. That was the end of that.
